I could find the names of all the BMW sales in the last five years, checking on all the Joneses, then visiting them all, or...

11 seconds sound clip from the Beverly Hills Ninja movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:37:04 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Hello, Sensei.

- There is a problem you are facing.

- Not really. It's just that I have been accused of another murder or two.

- Come home, Haru.

- I cannot, Sensei.

- I need your help in finding Sally Jones.

- I have considered several techniques.

- I could find the names of all the BMW sales in the last five years, checking on all the Joneses, then visiting them all, or...

- You could try a phone book.

- Oh! Yes! A phone book.

- Then resume your quest.

- I will, Sensei.

- You thought, perhaps, an experienced ninja would not be ready for you.

- I am Haru of the Takagure Dojo. Do not forget that.

- I am one with the universe! I am one with the universe! I am one with the...

[...]

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Ah, you are observant as well as beautiful.
And as a pimp, I shall blend into Beverly Hills like MSG into miso soup.
I need your help in finding Sally Jones.
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Beverly Hills Ninja

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Actors: Chris Farley (Haru "The Great White Ninja"), Nicollette Sheridan (Sally Jones / Alison Page), Nathaniel Parker (Martin Tanley), Chris Rock (Joey Washington), William Sasso (Chet Walters)

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