Beverly Hills Ninja Quotes with Sound Clips - page 5

Beverly Hills Ninja

Funny quotes from Beverly Hills Ninja with sound clips of the best lines.

Actors: Chris Farley (Haru "The Great White Ninja"), Nicollette Sheridan (Sally Jones / Alison Page), Nathaniel Parker (Martin Tanley), Chris Rock (Joey Washington), William Sasso (Chet Walters)

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41 The wind is picking up. The weather in America fluctuates violently. Maybe we should go for cover.

Haru The Great White Ninja, Haru "The Great White Ninja" (Chris Farley)

42 Very clever, Sally. You really should be a ninja.

Haru The Great White Ninja, Haru "The Great White Ninja" (Chris Farley)

43 Where'd he learn to drive? Cooking school?

Haru The Great White Ninja, Haru "The Great White Ninja" (Chris Farley)

44 You know, I got a brother in pest control. I give you his number. You blindfold him, bring him on over. He'll nuke every last cockroach and mosquito in this dump.

Haru The Great White Ninja, Haru "The Great White Ninja" (Chris Farley)

45 You said you were in need of a ninja. I have come many miles, and now travel disguised as a pimp to help you.

Haru The Great White Ninja, Haru "The Great White Ninja" (Chris Farley)

46 You thought, perhaps, an experienced ninja would not be ready for you.

Haru The Great White Ninja, Haru "The Great White Ninja" (Chris Farley)

47 Did I say 'ninja'? I meant 'ninny.' Haru, you are such a ninny.

Haru The Great White Ninja, Haru "The Great White Ninja" (Chris Farley)

48 Excellent. You, too, should be a ninja.

Haru The Great White Ninja, Haru "The Great White Ninja" (Chris Farley)

49 Hey, who's drivin' this buggy, anywho? Let me guess. Don't tell me. Carol Channing!

Haru The Great White Ninja, Haru "The Great White Ninja" (Chris Farley)

50 I am preparing one of our greatest ninja tools, the laughing mushroom.

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