Beverly Hills Ninja Quotes with Sound Clips - page 6

Beverly Hills Ninja

Funny quotes from Beverly Hills Ninja with sound clips of the best lines.

Actors: Chris Farley (Haru "The Great White Ninja"), Nicollette Sheridan (Sally Jones / Alison Page), Nathaniel Parker (Martin Tanley), Chris Rock (Joey Washington), William Sasso (Chet Walters)

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51 I love my little brother. His heart's like a flower. His determination is like a tiger.
52 I thought we was homies, man! I thought you was my boy, my ninja! I thought we was like this.

— Joey Washington (Chris Rock)

53 I took a few karate lessons myself. I'm not as advanced as you. I'm what you call a tangerine belt, orange belt. I'm one of them citrus colors. You know what I'm sayin'.

— Joey Washington (Chris Rock)

54 Ninja? You're a ninja? Get outta here! You're a ninja!

— Joey Washington (Chris Rock)

55 No! I am not one with the universe!

Haru The Great White Ninja, Haru "The Great White Ninja" (Chris Farley)

56 Oh, my God! What's happening? Something's touching my face. Joey, these sea creatures! Help me!

Haru The Great White Ninja, Haru "The Great White Ninja" (Chris Farley)

57 Please close your eyes, turn around and count to nine. When you open them, I will be gone.

Haru The Great White Ninja, Haru "The Great White Ninja" (Chris Farley)

58 Sensei, I am sorry I posed as a ninja, but this woman needed my help.

Haru The Great White Ninja, Haru "The Great White Ninja" (Chris Farley)

59 Sensei, you just called me a ninja. -Yes, I guess I did.

Haru The Great White Ninja, Haru "The Great White Ninja" (Chris Farley)

60 She is incapable of such things. She is as lovely as a dove!

Haru The Great White Ninja, Haru "The Great White Ninja" (Chris Farley)

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