Sensei, I am sorry I posed as a ninja, but this woman needed my help.

— Haru The Great White Ninja, Haru "The Great White Ninja" (Chris Farley)

7 seconds sound clip from the Beverly Hills Ninja movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:16:52 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- I arranged to get this set of plates.

- I've just paid a million dollars, for one side of a 10,000 yen bill. What good does that do me?

- No good.

- Well, here's some advice for your next life: Never take a job you can't complete.

(GUNSHOT)

(HARU SCREAMS) Cold!

- Sensei, I am sorry I posed as a ninja, but this woman needed my help.

- It's you who needs help.

- I have learned the police believe a ninja committed a murder.

- Believe me, Sensei, I killed no one.

- I do believe you, but I'm worried.

- Do not worry about me. It is the woman who is in trouble.

[...]

Beverly Hills Ninja Sound Clip

Beverly Hills Ninja

Funny quotes from Beverly Hills Ninja with sound clips of the best lines.

Actors: Chris Farley (Haru "The Great White Ninja"), Nicollette Sheridan (Sally Jones / Alison Page), Nathaniel Parker (Martin Tanley), Chris Rock (Joey Washington), William Sasso (Chet Walters)

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