Sensei, I am sorry I posed as a ninja, but this woman needed my help.
— Haru "The Great White Ninja" (Chris Farley), Haru The Great White Ninja
7 seconds sound clip from the Beverly Hills Ninja movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:16:52 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- I arranged to get this set of plates.
- I've just paid a million dollars, for one side of a 10,000 yen bill. What good does that do me?
- No good.
- Well, here's some advice for your next life: Never take a job you can't complete.
- Sensei, I am sorry I posed as a ninja, but this woman needed my help.
- I have learned the police believe a ninja committed a murder.
- Believe me, Sensei, I killed no one.
- I do believe you, but I'm worried.
[...]