You see, it is written in this holy writ. This holds the teachings of all Ninjutsu, which have been passed down from generation to generation over five centuries.

13 seconds sound clip from the Beverly Hills Ninja movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:09:33 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

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[...]

- That's very impressive. So are you a ninja?

- Yes. Yes, I am.

- But you're white.

- Ah, you are observant as well as beautiful.

- I'm sorry. I just didn't expect to find a white ninja.

- Do not be fooled by the color of my skin.

- Have you not heard of the legend of the white child who will grow up to become the greatest ninja master of all time?

- No. Is that you?

- Some say it is so.

- You see, it is written in this holy writ. This holds the teachings of all Ninjutsu, which have been passed down from generation to generation over five centuries.

- And in this writ, there's a legend about a Great White Ninja?

- Yes. You see? Here.

- 'In the 16th century, there came to pass...'

- Oh! This is the wrong writ. This is about the sensei and the 18-year-old twin geishas. Also a good legend, but... Not the one we are looking for.

- Ah. Here is my legend: 'It is foretold that a foreign child will come among them, and become a ninja master like no other.'

- It's burning.

- Yes, the words have been seared into my soul as well.

[...]

Beverly Hills Ninja Sound Clip

Beverly Hills Ninja

Funny quotes from Beverly Hills Ninja with sound clips of the best lines.

Actors: Chris Farley (Haru "The Great White Ninja"), Nicollette Sheridan (Sally Jones / Alison Page), Nathaniel Parker (Martin Tanley), Chris Rock (Joey Washington), William Sasso (Chet Walters)

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