How about this? You can hit me three times and if you can hurt me I'll obey your words.
8 seconds sound clip from the Drunken Arts & Crippled Fist movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 01:02:56 in the DVD version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- I see, you got some extra help.
- How I could I be help? He's a lot better at Kung Fu than I am.
- His Kung Fu. I've seen that nonsense before. He's useless.
- Brother, you heard what the man just said. I think he needs to be wised up and quickly.
- Brother, you're the village Kung Fu instructor.
- How about this? You can hit me three times and if you can hurt me I'll obey your words.
- Really?
- Really.
- I won't.
- Good.
- Good, good, very good! Terrific. Oh dear!
- Please!
- All right! You really are good. Come on, let's go.
- Hold it.
- What's up? Want to beat me some more?
[...]