I can't move my feet. I can't move anything!
5 seconds sound clip from the Drunken Dragon movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 01:24:02 in the DVD version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Granduncle, don't you know any other way?
- Isn't that pretty dangerous?
- Depends on your precautions!
- Yes, it worked, it worked! It worked! now come over to me.
- I can't move my feet. I can't move anything!
- You are such a dumbhead! Alright, I'll help you.
- Come on, you can hit me anywhere you want to, come on!
[...]