Instant Kung Fu Man Quotes with Sound Clips

Enjoy the standout moments from "Instant Kung Fu Man" with our collection of top quotes and sound effects from the 1972 movie.

Actors: Hwang Jang Lee, John Liu, Yi-Chun Chiang

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1 Master, I have been with you here for three years now but I'm learning nothing 'cause I'm such a fool.

2 Dear God. Get ahold of that smell. -I can't smell a thing. -Maybe you're meant for her then. Anyone else would run a mile.

3 Teacher, you are drunk. -Nonsense. Man like me's never drunk. I could drink a whole cellar. Still be sobber. Waiter! More wine!

4 And mister, just how do you think we can go on like this? You're always fighting each other, we get no customers, you break the crockervi.

5 I told you he's not here. -Don't try and fool me. I can smell his scent from here.

6 If you get yourself killed you can rely up on me to tell your son when he grows up to take revenge. -There's no use, I don't have a son.

7 Inspector, those two look suspicious. -I agree. But we have to wait until the killer comes here. Then we'll get all of them.

8 The little brat. He's cheated again. I'll teach him to play tricks on me.

9 We all die soon enough. It's a case of either us or them, isn't it?

10 We don't want official compensation, its no good. -That's right. -Why is that? -It's based on the price fixed 10 years ago.

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