- Teacher, you are drunk.
- Nonsense. Man like me's never drunk. I could drink a whole cellar. Still be sobber. Waiter! More wine!

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13 seconds sound clip from the Instant Kung Fu Man movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:57:11.389 in the DVD version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Dear God. Get ahold of that smell.

- I can't smell a thing.

- Maybe you're meant for her then. Anyone else would run a mile.

- Teacher. Teacher wake up, teacher.

- Drink up, cheers.

- Cheers.

- Now I announce since your parents are not here that tonight is your wedding night. And I'll be your guide.

- I hope that you'll both be very happy.

- Teacher, you are drunk.

- Nonsense. Man like me's never drunk. I could drink a whole cellar. Still be sobber. Waiter! More wine!

- Teacher, you are drunk. I'll carry you upstairs and help you.

- Ah, get off!

- Teacher, you've had too much to drink.

- But it's your wedding night tonight isn't it? I wanna give a little gift to each of you.

- Thank you teacher.

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