15 Funny Quotes About Teachers from Movies (+ Audio Clips)

A collection of funny quotes about teachers from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

1 What's Mongolian? -What am I, your math teacher?

Mel Blanc as Foghorn Leghorn; Frank Gorshin as Pete Puma in Foghorn Leghorn Shorts

2 Well done, students... if you were trying to disappoint me.

Dustin Hoffman as Master Shifu in Kung Fu Panda

3 I love seeing teachers outside of school. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs.

Lizzy Caplan as Janis Ian in Mean Girls (2004)

4 Our teacher wants us to read a book during Christmas vacation. Got any suggestions? -On what book to read? -No. On how to get out of it.

Phillip Lucier as Peppermint Patty in It's Christmastime Again, Charlie Brown

5 Is this how you spend your day off, young lady? Organizing a game of tackle the teacher?

Andrea Martin as Ms. Carbuncle in Frosty Returns (1992)

6 Before you know it, this darn snow turns into slush, and where's there's slush, there's ice, and where there's ice, there's broken hips, and where there's broken hips, there's substitute teachers!

Andrea Martin as Ms. Carbuncle in Frosty Returns (1992)

7 Oh, hello, sir. You caught me in the middle of an experiment I was doing. I was trying to see how the students would respond to a teacher-less environment.

Quote from The Nutty Professor (1996)

8 Teacher, you are drunk. -Nonsense. Man like me's never drunk. I could drink a whole cellar. Still be sobber. Waiter! More wine!

Quote from Instant Kung Fu Man

9 He'd been teaching the same rubbish for 30 years and I don't suppose he'd read a new book for 20 of those.

Peter Cushing as Victor Frankenstein in The Curse of Frankenstein

10 Hey, you know that shaving lotion you advised me to buy for my teacher? I forgot he wears a beard.

Quote from Be My Valentine, Charlie Brown