15 Funny Quotes About Teachers from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 2

A collection of funny quotes about teachers from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

11 Hey, you know that shaving lotion you advised me to buy for my teacher? I forgot he wears a beard.

Duncan Watson as Charlie Brown in Be My Valentine, Charlie Brown

12 You know what? You're a lousy kindergarten teacher! I've seen those finger paintings you bring home and they suck!

Adam Sandler as Happy Gilmore in Happy Gilmore

13 Well, we're all glad the kindergarten class could join us.

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Detective John Kimble in Kindergarten Cop

14 Would you like to come up and teach the class?

Cuba Gooding Jr. as Tre Styles in Boyz n the Hood

15 He's a teacher of medieval literature. The one the students hope they don't get.

Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade