Before you know it, this darn snow turns into slush, and where's there's slush, there's ice, and where there's ice, there's broken hips, and where there's broken hips, there's substitute teachers!

— Ms. Carbuncle (Andrea Martin)

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11 seconds sound clip from the Frosty Returns (1992) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:04:35.309 in the DVD version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- I'll be right back Charles. I've gotta get my hat.

- Is this how you spend your day off, young lady? Organizing a game of tackle the teacher?

- No. You see, I was practicing...

- Why don't you save your story for tomorrow's composition?

- Right now Miss Carbuncle has a sidewalk to plow.

- Before you know it, this darn snow turns into slush, and where's there's slush, there's ice, and where there's ice, there's broken hips, and where there's broken hips, there's substitute teachers!

- Miss Carbuncle, if you should see my hat...

- Not that I don't like the snow. I just prefer it in it's proper place. Like on mountain tops, and poetry, and songs by Bing Crosby.

- Goodbye Miss Carbuncle!

- It's no Winter Wonderland when your skidding into a telephone pole!

[...]

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