63 Movie Quotes about Drunk (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: Jun 9, 2025

Memorable quotes about drunk, selected from famous or less known movies and other sources by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

John Vernon as Dean Vernon Wormer in Animal House (1978)

2 It was a drink that killed him. -How awful. He was an alcoholic? -No. He was hit by a Guinness truck. So, it was quite literally the drink that killed him.

Robin Williams as Mrs. Euphegenia Doubtfire in Mrs. Doubtfire

3 Whoever has the most liquor to get the soldiers drunk and send them to be slaughtered, is the winner.

Quote from The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

4 Look, I may be a drunk, I may not be able to load my own gun, but I don't need you to tell me how to do my job.

Robert Mitchum as Sheriff J.P. Harrah in El Dorado (1966)

5 Man, don't tell me how good I was. I just got away with it because I had a hangover.

Robert Mitchum as Sheriff J.P. Harrah in El Dorado (1966)

6 I thought he said it was a lady's drink. I think he meant a lady horse. -He meant one at a time, honey.

Shirley MacLaine in Ocean's 11 (1960)

7 If you see a dragon, you get in first and breathe on him, you hear? With all that rum in you, he'll die happy.

Quote from Dr. No

8 When did you get drunk? Where did you get drunk? Why did you get drunk?

Barbara Stanwyck as Martha Ivers in The Strange Love of Martha Ivers (1946)

9 He's a booze-guzzling old cutthroat, and he's latched onto me as his buddy-buddy.

Dean Jones as Steve Walker in Blackbeard's Ghost (1968)

10 You're drunk. -I've had a lot to drink, but I'm not drunk.

Quote from The Strange Love of Martha Ivers (1946)