73 Movie Quotes about Drunk with Audio

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1 Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

John Vernon as Dean Vernon Wormer in Animal House (1978)

2 Look, I may be a drunk, I may not be able to load my own gun, but I don't need you to tell me how to do my job.

Robert Mitchum as Sheriff J.P. Harrah in El Dorado (1966)

3 Whoever has the most liquor to get the soldiers drunk and send them to be slaughtered, is the winner.

Quote from The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

4 Man, don't tell me how good I was. I just got away with it because I had a hangover.

Robert Mitchum as Sheriff J.P. Harrah in El Dorado (1966)

5 If you see a dragon, you get in first and breathe on him, you hear? With all that rum in you, he'll die happy.

Quote from Dr. No

6 I thought he said it was a lady's drink. I think he meant a lady horse. -He meant one at a time, honey.

Shirley Maclaine in Ocean's 11 (1960)

7 When did you get drunk? Where did you get drunk? Why did you get drunk?

Barbara Stanwyck as Martha Ivers in The Strange Love of Martha Ivers (1946)

8 He's a booze-guzzling old cutthroat, and he's latched onto me as his buddy-buddy.

Dean Jones as Steve Walker in Blackbeard's Ghost (1968)

9 You're drunk. -I've had a lot to drink, but I'm not drunk.

Barbara Stanwyck as Martha Ivers; Kirk Douglas as Walter O'Neil in The Strange Love of Martha Ivers (1946)

10 There was a Chinese poet who was drowned while trying to kiss the moon in the river. He was drunk. -I'd say as much. -But he wrote beautiful poetry.

Quote from The Philadelphia Story (1940)