72 Movie Quotes about Drunk (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: Jun 12, 2026

Memorable quotes about drunk, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

John Vernon as Dean Vernon Wormer in Animal House (1978)

2 Whoever has the most liquor to get the soldiers drunk and send them to be slaughtered, is the winner.

Quote from The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

3 Look, I may be a drunk, I may not be able to load my own gun, but I don't need you to tell me how to do my job.

Robert Mitchum as Sheriff J.P. Harrah in El Dorado (1966)

4 Man, don't tell me how good I was. I just got away with it because I had a hangover.

Robert Mitchum as Sheriff J.P. Harrah in El Dorado (1966)

5 I thought he said it was a lady's drink. I think he meant a lady horse. -He meant one at a time, honey.

Shirley Maclaine in Ocean's 11 (1960)

6 If you see a dragon, you get in first and breathe on him, you hear? With all that rum in you, he'll die happy.

Quote from Dr. No

7 When did you get drunk? Where did you get drunk? Why did you get drunk?

Barbara Stanwyck as Martha Ivers in The Strange Love of Martha Ivers (1946)

8 He's a booze-guzzling old cutthroat, and he's latched onto me as his buddy-buddy.

Dean Jones as Steve Walker in Blackbeard's Ghost (1968)

9 You're drunk. -I've had a lot to drink, but I'm not drunk.

Barbara Stanwyck as Martha Ivers; Kirk Douglas as Walter O'Neil in The Strange Love of Martha Ivers (1946)

10 Hey, Johnny, I just had a great idea. Let's go get drunk and puke on cars from the overpass.

Quote from Ted (2012)