63 Movie Quotes about Drunk (+ Sound Clips) - page 3

Updated: Jun 9, 2025

Memorable quotes about drunk, selected from famous or less known movies and other sources by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

21 I'm so drunk, I don't think I could lie down without holding on.

Shirley MacLaine in Ocean's 11 (1960)

22 There was a Chinese poet who was drowned while trying to kiss the moon in the river. He was drunk. -I'd say as much. -But he wrote beautiful poetry.

Quote from The Philadelphia Story (1940)

23 It seems the minute she hit the water, the wine hit her.

James Stewart as Macaulay Connor in The Philadelphia Story (1940)

24 Teacher, you are drunk. -Nonsense. Man like me's never drunk. I could drink a whole cellar. Still be sobber. Waiter! More wine!

Quote from Instant Kung Fu Man

25 You talk crazy. You gin drunk? -Just homesick.

Sidney Poitier as Virgil Tibbs in In the Heat of the Night (1967)

26 Dorothy Boyd, you are with the lord of the living room, the, the king of the kingdome, and I am... drunk.

Tom Cruise as Jerry Maguire in Jerry Maguire

27 (Car leaving) And he was in no condition to drive.

Mantan Moreland as Jeff Jackson in Revenge of the Zombies (1943)

28 Though your brother is not an alcoholic yet, I can tell you, as a nurse, that it won't be long.

Frances Dee as Betsy Connell in I Walked with a Zombie

29 Did you say an invisible man? Well, look here. You put more water in it next time.

Quote from The Invisible Man (1933)

30 Let me have what you're drinking. I want to get loaded, too.

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)