73 Movie Quotes about Drunk with Audio – Page 3

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21 Did you say an invisible man? Well, look here. You put more water in it next time.

Quote from The Invisible Man (1933)

22 Let me have what you're drinking. I want to get loaded, too.

Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden in The Honeymooners (1955)

23 You fellas been doing a bit of boozing, have you? Sucking back on Grandpa's old cough medicine?

Quote from Dumb and Dumber

24 What are you doing? -Preparing for hyperspace. It's rather unpleasantly like being drunk.

David Dixon as Ford Prefect in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

25 What's so wrong about being drunk? -Ask a glass of water.

Simon Jones as Arthur Dent; David Dixon as Ford Prefect in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

26 Oh. Ooh. Oh, with a head like this, I should've gotten drunk, at least.

Ernest Borgnine as Dominic Santini in Airwolf (1984)

27 Watch where you're going, crazy drunk pedestrian.

Quote from Back to the Future Part II

28 He's drunk. He's been sitting here drinking all night. -Draw a chalk line and I'll walk it. Or I'll take a mental test, any question, like... what is my object in life?

Barbara Stanwyck as Martha Ivers; Kirk Douglas as Walter O'Neil in The Strange Love of Martha Ivers (1946)

29 All right. Now tell me why you got drunk? -Because I couldn't get up and speak before people.

Barbara Stanwyck as Martha Ivers; Kirk Douglas as Walter O'Neil in The Strange Love of Martha Ivers (1946)

30 Hey, Johnny, I just had a great idea. Let's go get drunk and puke on cars from the overpass.

Quote from Ted (2012)