66 Movie Quotes about Drinkers with Audio

Updated: Jan 6, 2026

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1 Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

John Vernon as Dean Vernon Wormer in Animal House (1978)

2 If you see a dragon, you get in first and breathe on him, you hear? With all that rum in you, he'll die happy.

Quote from Dr. No

3 When did you get drunk? Where did you get drunk? Why did you get drunk?

Barbara Stanwyck as Martha Ivers in The Strange Love of Martha Ivers (1946)

4 Because all he does is drink from morning to night, some people call him the Drunken Hero.

Quote from Come Drink with Me (1966)

5 You're drunk. -I've had a lot to drink, but I'm not drunk.

Barbara Stanwyck as Martha Ivers; Kirk Douglas as Walter O'Neil in The Strange Love of Martha Ivers (1946)

6 It's me third wake today, and I'm not finished.

Quote from An American Tail

7 Everybody who's anybody drinks.

Lea Thompson as Lorraine Baines McFly in Back to the Future

8 It's a low neighborhood, full of rum-pots.

Adam West as Bruce Wayne - Batman; Batman in Batman (1966)

9 Joe. You're in your cups. What will your mother say when she sees you plastered like a summer bungalow?

Jimmy Durante as Knobby Walsh in Palooka (1934)

10 And I've never seen a more thorough, rip snorting jag since I walked out on your father.

Quote from Palooka (1934)