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What's that? Kung Fu?

2 seconds sound clip from the Instant Kung Fu Man movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:10:02.859 in the DVD version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Teacher, I must rely on my wits because I'm not strong enough to fight.

- You young puppy. How dare you cheat. You'll be punished.

- What's wrong with you?

- I can't fight, I can't.

- You god damn little bird. I'll teach you.

- You pull hard labor so why aren't you working?

- Because brother, I'm practicing my jumping Kung Fu.

- What's that? Kung Fu?

- Yeah. That's right, I'm practicing jumping. And if I jump across the river I'll jump right out of here.

- Across the river? Really, I'll teach you how to cross the river.

- No brother! Hey, hey, no brother. Brother, you can't do this to me. Put me down. No, no, no, no.

- Master, I have been with you here for three years now but I'm learning nothing 'cause I'm such a fool.

- Are you talking?

[...]

Instant Kung Fu Man Sound Clip

Instant Kung Fu Man

Enjoy the standout moments from "Instant Kung Fu Man" with our collection of top quotes and sound effects from the 1972 movie.

Actors: Hwang Jang Lee, John Liu, Yi-Chun Chiang

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