Across the river? Really, I'll teach you how to cross the river.

4 seconds sound clip from the Instant Kung Fu Man movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:10:12.333 in the DVD version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- What's wrong with you?

- I can't fight, I can't.

- You god damn little bird. I'll teach you.

- You pull hard labor so why aren't you working?

- Because brother, I'm practicing my jumping Kung Fu.

- What's that? Kung Fu?

- Yeah. That's right, I'm practicing jumping. And if I jump across the river I'll jump right out of here.

- Across the river? Really, I'll teach you how to cross the river.

- No brother! Hey, hey, no brother. Brother, you can't do this to me. Put me down. No, no, no, no.

- Master, I have been with you here for three years now but I'm learning nothing 'cause I'm such a fool.

- Are you talking?

- I'm always upsetting everyone. I never follow the instructions and so.

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