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You god damn little bird. I'll teach you.

4 seconds sound clip from the Instant Kung Fu Man movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:09:42.989 in the DVD version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- I said run the sleeves.

- Oh. You were cheating.

- You are wasting our time by using all these tricks.

- Teacher, I must rely on my wits because I'm not strong enough to fight.

- You young puppy. How dare you cheat. You'll be punished.

- What's wrong with you?

- I can't fight, I can't.

- You god damn little bird. I'll teach you.

- You pull hard labor so why aren't you working?

- Because brother, I'm practicing my jumping Kung Fu.

- What's that? Kung Fu?

- Yeah. That's right, I'm practicing jumping. And if I jump across the river I'll jump right out of here.

- Across the river? Really, I'll teach you how to cross the river.

- No brother! Hey, hey, no brother. Brother, you can't do this to me. Put me down. No, no, no, no.

[...]

Instant Kung Fu Man Sound Clip

Instant Kung Fu Man

Enjoy the standout moments from "Instant Kung Fu Man" with our collection of top quotes and sound effects from the 1972 movie.

Actors: Hwang Jang Lee, John Liu, Yi-Chun Chiang

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