Anyway, why does a girl want to learn kung-fu? Use it to catch a husband?

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5 seconds sound clip from the Kung Fu Master Named Drunk Cat movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:26:11.826 in the DVD version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- What's wrong, somebody bully you?

- Oh, let's practice kung-fu.

- I'm much too tired, I just want to sleep.

- Hey, think my kung-fu's good?

- It's all right.

- Hey, I tell you what, you come and study at my school.

- You're sure that I'm not better than your teacher?

- Hmm, you are not!

- Who says so?

- Anyway, why does a girl want to learn kung-fu? Use it to catch a husband?

- Listen, I learn it just in case I'm mugged. If I was, you'd see.

- Hey.

- What do you want?

- To rob you.

- Oh?

- Right.

- Sao Chen, watch this.

- Oh my God, you killed me.

[...]

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