95 Movie Quotes about Husbands (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: Jul 18, 2026

Memorable quotes about husbands, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, and I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

Russell Crowe as Maximus Decimus Meridius in Gladiator (2000)

2 Your husband's all right. He's fishing. He just caught a couple of stripers. We'll bring them home for dinner.

Quote from Jaws

3 'Beloved husband. Beloved wife.' I wonder what it means.

Jenny Agutter as Jessica 6 in Logan's Run

4 So, what does your husband do? -Nothing. -Nothing? -Well, he just lies around on his back all day. -Sounds like hard work to me.

Lesley Ann Warren as Miss Scarlet; Madeline Kahn as Mrs. White in Clue (1985)

5 Thanks, stranger. My husband's an idiot, but I'm glad he's safe and sound.

Jada Pinkett as Toki in Princess Mononoke

6 What have you got in the market basket, dearie? A husband? -Yeah, I say, yes.

Quote from Foghorn Leghorn Shorts

7 Okay, you're saying your husband was blown away by an elephant. Was he with anyone?

Quote from Inside Out

8 Hey, tell me, were you ever married? Oh, I get it. Your husband kaput with you and got himself a concubine. So you couldn't stand that, being the second best. And so, you went into a nunnery and had your had cut to forget the whole thing, right?

Quote from 18 Jade Arhats (1978)

9 Hey, that husband of yours, he won't burst in on us? -He's probably gambling somewhere, or spending it all on other women, I'll bet. Besides, he can't hurt you.

Quote from Shaolin Kung Fu Master (1978)

10 Well, he's not the kind of a man you meet every day. I'm his wife. I've only met him once in 20 years.

Quote from Palooka (1934)