94 Movie Quotes about Husbands (+ Sound Clips) - page 2

Memorable quotes about husbands, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

11 Yeah. I don't know. Sometimes I dream about being a good father and a good husband. And sometimes that feels really close. But then other times, it seems silly, like it would, ruin my whole life.

Ethan Hawke as Jesse in Before Sunrise

12 This is my husband, Wilbur, and that's the horse. -Why didn't you let him guess?

Wilbur in Mister Ed

13 The last time my husband kissed me was New Years Eve, 1946. In the dark, he thought I was the cigarette girl.

Quote from Mister Ed

14 Your wife, my wife... They're all alike. They get married to escape their parents. Then they join clubs so they can escape their husbands.

Quote from Mister Ed

15 It seems it's illegal for a husband to catch a fish unless accompanied by his wife.

Quote from Mister Ed

16 Well... Uh, you see, I'm not exactly her husband.

Phil Harris as Thomas O'Malley; Thomas Omalley in The Aristocats

17 Have the good manners not to hit a man until he's your husband, and until he'll hit you back.

Barry Fitzgerald as Michaeleen Flynn in The Quiet Man (1952)

18 Why must husbands always make fun of their wives' driving? -It helps to hold down the panic.

George O'Hanlon as George Jetson; Penny Singleton as Jane Jetson in The Jetsons

19 That's no guy, officer. That's my husband.

Penny Singleton as Jane Jetson in The Jetsons

20 Leave me alone. I'm not taking a shower. -She reminds me of my husband.

Rosie O'Donnell as Doris Murphy; Rosie Odonnell in A League of Their Own