I'm such a good cook I can even make dog taste good.
7 seconds sound clip from the Kung Fu Zombie movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 01:08:03 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
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- Whatever you say. I just want to see Pang Fong suffer. I want him dead!
- I should kill you now! But I need you to fix things up.
- I never wanted to get mixed up in all this. I'll do whatever I can to make amends for it.
- Come on, come on. Come on. Nice dog, nice doggie, yes. Ah, gotcha! Nice doggie.
- I'm such a good cook I can even make dog taste good.
- I don't see why I can't eat meat because I'm in here. That's stupid.
- Huh? What do you want to do that for, hey?
- That's it, you're through here.
- Huh? Now hold on, it was only a little dog. And it wasn't very good anyway.
- Get out!
- Go!
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