Chosen One tried and tried, but they were too smooth to pull and pointy. So they would, like, poke your hands if you didn't get it just right.
14 seconds sound clip from the Kung Pow! Enter the Fist movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:58:42 in the DVD version of the movie.
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- From this moment, I will stand for the opposite of killing, gnodab.
- So he got frustrated, as any one of us would... Okay, maybe a little more than any one of us would.
- I'll never be able to do it, ever!
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