He was my father my entire life. We were friends. I loved him. And now he's dead... except for his hair and nails, dead.
17 seconds sound clip from the Kung Pow! Enter the Fist movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:42:19 in the DVD version of the movie.
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- Come on. Don't spoil everything. This works for both of us, huh? Yeah-ahh!
- The news of your father weighs heavy on my heart.
- Evidently, his wound never closed up properly.
- I don't understand why people have to die. Whee-ooh-whee-ooh-whee-ooh!
- Oh, man, I'm a little, tiny, horny honey.
- Ooh-whee-ooh! Oh, but I don't know. It's so soon.
- I can't remember the last time I felt like this. So ready for action. So ready for love!
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