Ninja vs. Shaolin Guards (1984) Quotes with Sound Clips

Listen to the best quotes from the classic martial arts film Ninja vs. Shaolin Guards (1984), with sound clips.

Actors: Alexander Rei Lo, Yeong-il Kim, Ryong Wang

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1 He may be a monk, but he's a human being too. And I only know that he'll die if we don't feed him with some meat and rich solid foods. And let me tell you, when you're hungry, the Buddha doesn't feed you.

2 Amida Buddha, all is vanity and emptiness. All is illusion.

3 We'll live in peace, where no one can find us. We'll catch a pig and we'll roast it. And if we catch a cat, then of course, we'll skin the cat.

4 We're Buddhist monks. We're not allowed to kill. -I'm not interested in all that crap.

5 I don't think it's the road that's rough. I think it's your face.

6 Mighty Buddha! Buddha! I'm so very devoted. Why does teacher refuse to let me become a monk?

7 That's right. And I don't like being a monk anyway. Why don't we find a place to grow our hair back and then each of us take a wife and forget about all this?

8 Normally, you're very slow when you work. But now I see, when there's danger, you can go fast. -Of course. Or I'd be dead, huh?

9 You're not dreaming at all. I'll give you a lot of children. And we'll go hunting in the woods every day. -In the woods?

10 Remember that bastard who tried to molest you? I was angry, and I killed him.

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