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- Alright, what's the joke?
- Hey, what's the joke?

6 seconds sound clip from the Of Cooks And Kung Fu (1979) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:39:19 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- But then something happened. During one of the queen's dinner parties, the king of chefs had prepared a dish of scallops, for the queen, one of her favorite foods.

- Well, she just taken a mouthful when suddenly a crunching sound was heard. My God! The queen had smashed her tooth from an ounce of lead. How did a piece of lead get inside the food? This was a serious matter.

- The queen was so angry she wanted the king of chefs beheaded, but my uncle spoke for the cook and in the end, the queen spared his life, but sacked him and since that time he's never worked. Hes' sort of retired.

- That's quite a story. How come you know all the details?

- The reason is that a relative of mine worked at the palace. He was one of the queen's assistants. His name was Li Lang Ying, he's my uncle.

- Alright, what's the joke?

- Hey, what's the joke?

- Master you see, this Li Lang Ying was a eunuch, so how could he...?

- Shut up. You know shouldn't interrupt when I'm talking to master, stupid.

- He's right. He's a eunuch. So how could he produce a family?

- Oh, yes, but you see, mother explained to me before she died that he was my uncle's cousin brother in law.

- Okay, okay. Just get me the cook. I don't care about the cost.

[...]

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Actors: Chan Siu Lung, Chang Shan, Chia Kai, Lee Kun

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