Beverly Hills Ninja Quotes with Sound Clips

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Funny quotes from Beverly Hills Ninja with sound clips of the best lines.

Actors: Chris Farley (Haru "The Great White Ninja"), Nicollette Sheridan (Sally Jones / Alison Page), Nathaniel Parker (Martin Tanley), Chris Rock (Joey Washington), William Sasso (Chet Walters)

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71 I'm sorry. I just didn't expect to find a white ninja.

72 It sounds to me you are being led around by your short sword.

73 Ninja? You're a ninja? You're the big, fat ninja everyone's talking about, aren't you? -Great White Ninja.

74 They may have a second copy.

— Haru The Great White Ninja, Haru "The Great White Ninja" (Chris Farley)

75 This is that special time when I can say to you, 'You are a ninja.'

76 This may be an odd question, but I was under the impression that ninjas are Japanese, and you seem to be black.

77 Well, here's some advice for your next life: Never take a job you can't complete.

78 Yes, sir. I seem to be comin' down with a mild case of tunnel carpal syndrome in my wrist. I think it's from carrying real heavy garment bags around.

— Joey Washington (Chris Rock)

79 You could blindfold me if you'd like. I kind of liked that anyway!

— Haru The Great White Ninja, Haru "The Great White Ninja" (Chris Farley)

80 You pick up guys and do this all the time?

— Haru The Great White Ninja, Haru "The Great White Ninja" (Chris Farley)

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