Everything I know, I learned from the movies, and that way I can learn and enjoy myself.

7 seconds sound clip from the Kung Fu Master Named Drunk Cat movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:09:09.367 in the DVD version of the movie.

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- That's what I meant. You must react fast.

- Now answer this.

- Yes, teacher.

- What do you do when you meet a foe, tell me.

- I meet a foe? I get mad!

- Once more, tell me again what you do?

- We get mad, and make sure we strike first.

- That's right. Keep practicing. One! Two!

- It's funny, Su Ling wants to know what my technique is. But she didn't ask who my teacher is. So then, I haven't told her. But still, even if I did, I doubt she'd believe me, because my teacher is the movies

- Everything I know, I learned from the movies, and that way I can learn and enjoy myself.

- Every movie I see, I learn a bit more. I know them all: Dragon Fist, Tiger Fist, Drunken Fist, Cat Fist, Rooster and Duck Fist.

- I know them all, all learned from the movies. Whatever they show, I learn every one.

- As it is, I'm not too bad. Maybe I could fight better than some of the actors. Some of them aren't all that good. I'm better. Yeah.

- Su Ling says I'm not bad looking. Still, she's never seen me in a kung-fu costume, like in the movies. I reckon I'd look real good. Hah, yeah.

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