Good evening folks. We pleasure in presenting that well-known local kung-fu expert, a kung-fu champion, Mr. Mar Tan.

9 seconds sound clip from the Kung Fu Master Named Drunk Cat movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:10:49.367 in the DVD version of the movie.

Quote context

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- As it is, I'm not too bad. Maybe I could fight better than some of the actors. Some of them aren't all that good. I'm better. Yeah.

- Su Ling says I'm not bad looking. Still, she's never seen me in a kung-fu costume, like in the movies. I reckon I'd look real good. Hah, yeah.

- If I was lucky, I might get a break, be a big star. Perhaps even as big as Bruce Lee was.

- Just think, I could earn a fortune. Hah, think about that. That'd shake 'em all, huh?

- All right now.

- Good evening folks. We pleasure in presenting that well-known local kung-fu expert, a kung-fu champion, Mr. Mar Tan.

(drum roll, audience applauding)

(kung-fu fighter shadowboxing, breathing strongly)

(audience applauding)

- Well now, folks, if anyone thinks he's not bad at kung-fu, then please step up here, and Mr. Mar will oblige with a friendly contest.

[...]

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