Well, here's another contender.
2 seconds sound clip from the Kung Fu Master Named Drunk Cat movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:13:40.363 in the DVD version of the movie.
Quote context
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- Hey, hey. Hey, now listen, are you all right? Okay, okay?
- Now let's see how long the gentleman lasted. He didn't quite make three seconds!
- Why did you try? I knew you didn't have a chance.
- Would anyone else like to try, then?
- Well, you don't perform too good.
- Well, here's another contender.
- Okay, okay, that's enough. Are you all right?
- Yeah.
- Well, he lasted 30 seconds, that's not bad at all.
- Now if there's anyone else would like to have a go, for the $3,000, come on up and try your luck.
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