- I'm not a singer.
- What then?
- I do somersaults.
- Do somersaults?

6 seconds sound clip from the Kung Fu Master Named Drunk Cat movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:20:00.501 in the DVD version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- What's your rank?

- Just a waiter, but I'm hoping soon to get promoted.

- Why were you running around the streets, so late at night then, eh?

- It's just a habit I've got. We don't close til quite late, I can't afford a taxi, and there's no buses at that time.

- Hah, where are you working?

- Kam Bo Night Club.

- As what?

- I'm a waiter, and a freelance performer.

- Performer, too? What do you do then, you sing?

- I'm not a singer.

- What then?

- I do somersaults.

- Do somersaults?

- Captain, I think the kid's lying.

- Hey, you do somersaults? Then show us. Captain, all right?

- All right.

- There you go.

- Captain, this guy's a nut!

- You're the nut, bringing this fellow in, and wasting my time.

[...]

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