I pretended to give them to her to get them through the customs.

4 seconds sound clip from the Kung Fu Master Named Drunk Cat movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:43:19.767 in the DVD version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- What?

- My father said to tell you that he would like you to move out.

- Throwing me out?

- Still, you needn't go, 'cause I disagree.

- Thanks a lot. Have a candy.

- Thanks.

- Mrs. Ling, have one.

- Hmm.

- Like one?

- Hm mm.

- I'll never finish these. Two bottles.

- Are you sure that's the girl who's got the candies?

- Sure, boss.

- I pretended to give them to her to get them through the customs.

- Pretty smart, I thought. Not too bad.

- Hey boss, once me make the sale, what's the split?

- Well, I've been thinking. Since you've been working hard, we'll split it evenly.

- Let's get going, and see that girl.

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