And do you take this man here to be your lawful wedded husband in the eyes of both God and the law, to have and to hold, for as long as you both may live?

8 seconds sound clip from the Kung Fu Master Named Drunk Cat movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:06:49.167 in the DVD version of the movie.

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- What are you going to do with this?

(metal kung-fu weapon clanging)

(man and woman breathing heavily)

(Su Ling groans)

- Do you take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife in the eyes of both God and the law, to have and to hold for as you as both may live?

- I do, I do!

- And do you take this man here to be your lawful wedded husband in the eyes of both God and the law, to have and to hold, for as long as you both may live?

- Well, please answer. Do you?

- I do.

- Well now, will you please go ahead, and exchange your rings, then.

- Rings?

- Well, my boy, you did bring the rings?

- Hey, listen, you've got a ring with you. That diamond ring.

- Of course, so what?

- Hey come on, give it to me.

- No way.

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