- You, a monk?
- When a man get's old, he has many sins to atone for. Two weeks in a temple should solve all my problems. And I need it now.
13 seconds sound clip from the Kung Fu Zombie movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:51:59 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
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- I just can't embarrass myself by wearing such a stupid looking hat.
- Besides, I'll feel more secure living as a monk in a temple.
- Father, now why have you shaved off all your hair?
- Ah, daughter, one always has to shave his head to become a monk.
- Father, you're really serious?
- Of course I am. You might say I'm dead serious.
- Father, this is not like you. I can't help but feel something's wrong.
- Look, nothing's wrong, believe me.
- You know monastery food is vegetarian. There's no meat at all.
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