I'm such a good cook I can even make dog taste good.

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7 seconds sound clip from the Kung Fu Zombie movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:08:03 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Whatever you say. I just want to see Pang Fong suffer. I want him dead!

- And that's it?

- Isn't that enough?

- I should kill you now! But I need you to fix things up.

- I never wanted to get mixed up in all this. I'll do whatever I can to make amends for it.

- Come on, come on. Come on. Nice dog, nice doggie, yes. Ah, gotcha! Nice doggie.

- I'm such a good cook I can even make dog taste good.

- I don't see why I can't eat meat because I'm in here. That's stupid.

- Huh? What do you want to do that for, hey?

- That's it, you're through here.

- Huh? Now hold on, it was only a little dog. And it wasn't very good anyway.

[...]

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