241 Movie Quotes about Kung Fu (Sound Clips) - page 23

Last updated on: August 20, 2025

Memorable quotes about kung fu, selected from famous or less known movies and other sources by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

221 I probably sucked more today than anyone in the history of kung fu. In the history of China. In the history of sucking!

Jack Black as Po Kung Fu Panda in Kung Fu Panda

222 Anyway, where the hell did you learn to kick like that? -Jackie Chan movies.

Quote from Demolition Man

223 Goddammit, I don't want you to stay here with me. I've taught you all my kung fu.

Quote from Sleeping Fist (1979)

224 Your kung fu is pretty good. Come on, sit down and have a drink with me.

Quote from Return Of The Kung Fu Dragon

225 You know Kung Fu? So why don't you take me as your pupil? 'Cause you want to kill. I cannot teach you to do that.

Quote from The Woman Avenger (1980)

226 That's my boy! That big lovely kung fu warrior is my son! Yes!

Quote from Kung Fu Panda

227 Kung fu? -Isn't that the traditional way?

Quote from The Green Hornet (1966)

228 The origins of Chinese Kung Fu are shrouded in the mist of antiquity, as far back as prehistoric man imitating the movements of animals, as he sat around the cave fire.

Quote from Shaolin vs. Lama (1983)

229 Dad, I've been learning Kung Fu. I'll service as a bodyguard in case there's any danger.

Quote from The 72 Desperate Rebels (1978)

230 The routines are incredibly difficult to learn and few either qualify or have the strength to learn Tai Chi Kung-Fu.

Quote from Born Invincible (1978)