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Look! What kind of a Fortune Teller is he? I've begged him and he won't help me!

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5 seconds sound clip from the Return of the Bastard Swordsman movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:12:48.588 in the DVD version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- He has a mole on his forehead. His signboard reads Fortune Teller. That should help you.

- He is extremely efficacious. Takes forever to tell you what he can do.

- That's right!

- Where can I find him?

- On Bu Yi Street.

- Master, my father is ill. Please tell me his fortune. Please take a look. I'll give you gold.

- Please help him! You won't help him? Then I won't get up unless you promise to help him...

- Look! What kind of a Fortune Teller is he? I've begged him and he won't help me!

- Alright, since you're a filial son, I'll help you and do a good deed for myself.

- Thank you!

- How old is he?

- Forty-nine.

- Pick a word... Ah, fortune... Why this word?

- What's wrong?

[...]

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Listen to the best quotes from the classic martial arts film Return of the Bastard Swordsman (1984), with sound clips.

Actors: Norman Chu, Leanne Lau, Kuan Tai Chen

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