You can't fool me with that dirty trick! Fooling people with fake gold... You can fool them but not me. I'm the real Fortune Teller.

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9 seconds sound clip from the Return of the Bastard Swordsman movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:15:13.980 in the DVD version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Ah. So you're the real Fortune Teller.

- I have a trouble to tell you with a problem.

- You are a smart customer.

- You're playing them for fools!

- Who are you talking about?

- You!

- You can't fool me with that dirty trick! Fooling people with fake gold... You can fool them but not me. I'm the real Fortune Teller.

- What do you have to say for yourself?

- You lie. How dare you claim to be the real Fortune Teller? Everyone knows he has a red mole on his forehead. Look at him! He hasn't got one.

- Everyone, come take a look!

- Sorry! I'm really sorry! I forgot to put one there!

[...]

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