God damn it! I'm just a novice.

2 seconds sound clip from the Shaolin Temple Strikes Back (1981) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:29:44.760 in the DVD version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- You're a kind man, sir. You are to be commended for this, and you will surely reach the state of nirvana one day.

- What's the punishment for first offense?

- For the first offense, they're to tote 3000 pails of water.

- Aaah! 3000 pails? Oh, no!

- You are to supervise his punishment.

- Hey! That's 1027 pails.

- God damn it! I'm just a novice.

- What if it was you?

- If I'd eaten that chicken, I'd be expelled at once.

- Huh? So serious?

- Hey, of course.

- That's why Cowgirl tempts me with meat every day. So I'll be expelled.

- But why?

- Because if I'm expelled from Shaolin, then I can stay with her.

- Hey, how come you've got a wife? A monk with a wife? It's unheard of.

[...]