33 Movie Quotes about Lasers (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: Mar 15, 2026

Memorable quotes about lasers, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 Please be careful. You don't want to be in the way when my laser goes off.

Tim Allen as Buzz Lightyear in Toy Story (1995)

2 Are those sharks with laser beams attached to their heads?

Mike Myers as Dr. Evil in Austin Powers in Goldmember

3 I've set my laser from stun to kill.

Quote from Toy Story (1995)

4 Hey, a laser! How come you don't have a laser, Woody?

Don Rickles as Mr. Potato Head in Toy Story (1995)

5 That wasn't a laser blast. Something hit us.

Quote from Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back

6 He's not a Space Ranger! He doesn't fight evil or, or shoot lasers or fly!

Quote from Toy Story (1995)

7 What's with him? -Laser envy.

Don Rickles as Mr. Potato Head; John Ratzenberger as Hamm in Toy Story (1995)

8 And security measures of every kind imaginable: Lasers, sharks, laser sharks...

Quote from The Lego Movie (2014)

9 Well, a kid flew right over me and blasted a car with its laser vision!

Quote from Monsters, Inc.

10 Nobody has ever beat him. -But nobody has ever used the laser beam against him.

Quote from The Green Hornet (1966)