Lord Ruber: 12 Movie Quotes with Audio

Updated: Jul 4, 2026

Movie quotes spoken by Lord Ruber, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 Let's go back to war and violence. I'm so bored with peace and silence!

Gary Oldman in Quest for Camelot (1998)

2 Let darkness find its sad ways, let's go back to good old bad days.

Gary Oldman in Quest for Camelot (1998)

3 The king has decided! -Then it's time for the new king. And I vote for me.

Gary Oldman in Quest for Camelot (1998)

4 You're mad. -I'm so glad you noticed. I've been working at it for years.

Gary Oldman as Lord Ruber; Jessalyn Gilsig as Kayley in Quest for Camelot (1998)

5 A spear? How Stone Age. A king would hold a more noble weapon. A king would hold... Excalibur.

Gary Oldman in Quest for Camelot (1998)

6 You're no king. -You're right. Perhaps I'm more of a god!

Gary Oldman as Lord Ruber; Pierce Brosnan as King Arthur in Quest for Camelot (1998)

7 Now this chicken can kill!

Gary Oldman in Quest for Camelot (1998)

8 You wretched, mythological moron.

Gary Oldman in Quest for Camelot (1998)

9 Did you hear me? -Sorry, master. My mouth was full. -Typical. Of all the evil creatures in the world, I had to find one with table manners.

Gary Oldman in Quest for Camelot (1998)

10 Ooh, the ogre's butt.

Gary Oldman in Quest for Camelot (1998)