Lou Costello: 22 Movie Quotes with Audio

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1 Oh, you irresistible boy!

As Wilbur Grey in Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein

2 Sandra, do you feel all right? -Of course. But I must obey my doctor's orders.

Lou Costello as Wilbur Grey; Lenore Aubert as Sandra Mornay in Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein

3 Look, it's a little past sunset, and if Dracula is here, he's gonna be wanting breakfast. And I'm fatter than you, and it ain't gonna be me!

As Wilbur Grey in Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein

4 So what? I'm way out on an island. I've got my own problems.

As Wilbur Grey in Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein

5 Well, if that's what she is, I'm just what the doctor ordered.

As Wilbur Grey in Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein

6 No. I want no one but you. You are so full-blooded, so round, so firm. -So fully packed. And I want to stay that way.

Lou Costello as Wilbur Grey; Lenore Aubert as Sandra Mornay in Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein

7 Look, will you please stop yellin'? Come here. You know, it's impolite to raise your voice? OH, CHICK!

As Wilbur Grey in Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein

8 You know that person you said that there's no such person? I think he's in there, in person.

As Wilbur Grey in Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein

9 Now, listen. Listen, I know there's no such a person as Dracula. You know there's no such a person as Dracula. -But does Dracula know it?

Bud Abbott as Chick Young; Lou Costello as Wilbur Grey; Abbott And Costello in Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein

10 Not me, not me, I'm not goin' back in there. I've got too much of what they want, brains.

As Wilbur Grey in Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein