Mae West Movie Quotes & Lines – 33 Classics (+ Audio)

Listen to Mae West's (August 17, 1893 – November 22, 1980) classic movie quotes with downloadable sound clips in MP3 and WAV formats.

1 Why don't you come up sometime and see me? I'm home every evening. -Yeah, but I'm busy every evening.

Cary Grant as Capt. Cummings; Mae West as Lady Lou in She Done Him Wrong (1933)

2 Hey, listen. That sounds like a slam. But coming from you, I'll let it pass.

As Lady Lou in She Done Him Wrong (1933)

3 The wolf at my door? Why, I remember when he came right into my room and had pups.

As Lady Lou in She Done Him Wrong (1933)

4 How did you know there was a man? -There always is. You know, it takes two to get one in trouble.

As Lady Lou in She Done Him Wrong (1933)

5 Listen, when women go wrong, men go right after them.

As Lady Lou in She Done Him Wrong (1933)

6 I heard you. But you ain't kidding me any. You know, I met your kind before.

Gilbert Roland as Sergei Stanieff; Mae West as Lady Lou in She Done Him Wrong (1933)

7 Say, Lou, how about giving me another chance when I get out? -When do you get out? -15 years. -That's a date.

Gilbert Roland as Sergei Stanieff; Mae West as Lady Lou in She Done Him Wrong (1933)

8 It's a frame, I tell you. It's a frame! -You're the right picture for it.

As Lady Lou in She Done Him Wrong (1933)

9 You know, it was a toss-up whether I go in for diamonds or sing in the choir. The choir lost.

As Lady Lou in She Done Him Wrong (1933)

10 Maybe I ain't got no soul. -Ah, yes, you have. But you keep it hidden under a mask. You'll wake up and find it sometime.

Cary Grant as Capt. Cummings; Mae West as Lady Lou in She Done Him Wrong (1933)