23 Movie Quotes about Marijuana (Sound Clips) - page 2

Last updated on: November 25, 2024

Memorable quotes about marijuana, selected from famous or less known movies and other sources by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

11 He's what we call an enhancement smoker, 'cause he thinks marijuana makes every activity that much better. Observe.

Dave Chappelle as Thurgood Jenkins in Half Baked

12 I ain't gonna rat you out. You know, puffing the cheeba. Go by the seesaw, smoke a j. You know what I'm talking about? -I have a bellybutton.

Adam Sandler as Sonny Koufax in Big Daddy

13 Oh, no thanks, I don't smoke. What kind of cigarette is that? -A joint. -Joint? They don't make 'em very good.

Steve Martin as Navin R. Johnson in The Jerk

14 We have to find somebody truly worthy to give his money to. How about... The National Association to Legalize Marijuana? -Perfect.

Quote from Sneakers (1992)

15 Did your teacher ever try to sell you marijuana or ecstasy tablets?

Tim Meadows as Ron Duvall in Mean Girls (2004)

16 I can't be addicted to marijuana. I use a bong. It filters out the addictive _. Seriously. what does that have to do with anything?

Seth Rogen as Dale Denton in Pineapple Express

17 Beware: Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately.

Quote from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

18 How can you make a TV set out of marijuana?

Quote from Cheech and Chong's Up in Smoke

19 You suggested that already. -For real, B? -Marijuana affects the memory.

Dave Chappelle as Thurgood Jenkins in Half Baked

20 Man, that first day of sobriety sucked. And I realized something. I was a real irritable guy when I wasn't smoking marijuana.

Dave Chappelle as Thurgood Jenkins in Half Baked

23 Movie Quotes about Marijuana (Sound Clips) - page 2

11 He's what we call an enhancement smoker, 'cause he thinks marijuana makes every activity that much better. Observe.

12 I ain't gonna rat you out. You know, puffing the cheeba. Go by the seesaw, smoke a j. You know what I'm talking about? -I have a bellybutton.

13 Oh, no thanks, I don't smoke. What kind of cigarette is that? -A joint. -Joint? They don't make 'em very good.

14 We have to find somebody truly worthy to give his money to. How about... The National Association to Legalize Marijuana? -Perfect.

15 Did your teacher ever try to sell you marijuana or ecstasy tablets?

16 I can't be addicted to marijuana. I use a bong. It filters out the addictive _. Seriously. what does that have to do with anything?

17 Beware: Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately.

18 How can you make a TV set out of marijuana?

19 You suggested that already. -For real, B? -Marijuana affects the memory.

20 Man, that first day of sobriety sucked. And I realized something. I was a real irritable guy when I wasn't smoking marijuana.

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