24 Movie Quotes about Marriage Day (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: Aug 31, 2025

Memorable quotes about marriage day, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

1 Mawidge. Mawidge is what bwings us togewer today.

Peter Falk as Grandpa in The Princess Bride (1987)

2 Mawidge, that bwessed awwangement, that dweam wiffin a dweam.

Peter Falk as Grandpa in The Princess Bride (1987)

3 Then, because you share a love so big, I now pronounce you frog and pig.

Louis Zorich as Pete in The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)

4 Excuse me. I'm trying to conduct a wedding here, which has nothing to do with love. Please be quiet.

Mel Brooks as Yogurt in Spaceballs

5 It would appear to me somebody objected to this union and wasn't able to hold their peace.

Uma Thurman as The Bride Black Mamba in Kill Bill: Volume 1

6 And now, do you promise that you will wash the windows, paint the house, mop the floors, obey your spouse, do the laundry, feed the cat, mow the lawn, and stuff like that?

Danny Webb as Woody Woodpecker in Woody Woodpecker and Friends

7 Wedding. Holy mackerel, I'm married.

James Stewart in It's a Wonderful Life (1946)

8 We're to be married to horrible old men today.

Keanu Reeves as Ted "Theodore" Logan in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

9 Then by the authority vested in me by His Imperial Majesty, Kaiser Wilhelm the Second, I pronounce you are man and wife. Proceed with the execution.

Greer Garson as Rose in The African Queen (1952)

10 You won't miss the wedding? -Mother! Have I ever missed one of your weddings? -Yes. The first one.

Ilka Chase as Mrs. Restes; Peter Lawford as Jimmy Foster in Ocean's 11 (1960)

24 Movie Quotes about Marriage Day (+ Sound Clips)

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