334 Movie Quotes about Marriage with Audio – Page 31

Updated: Oct 6, 2026

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301 Greg doesn't believe in premarital intercourse.

Quote from Animal House (1978)

302 When any common girl inhabiting their lands is married, our nobles shall have sexual rights to her on the night of her wedding.

Patrick McGoohan as King Edward "Longshanks"; King Edward Longshanks in Braveheart (1995)

303 I want you to get married. I want you to have nine children. And if you only spend five minutes a day with each kid, that's 45 minutes, and I'd at least have time to go out and get a massage or something.

Danny Kaye as Phil Davis in White Christmas (1954)

304 Kids... 10 seconds of joy, 30 years of misery. I got married three times, but at least I was never dumb enough to have any.

Tom Arnold as Albert Gibson in True Lies

305 You see, I'm a writer, and so I know. You have none of the symptoms. Your appetite's fine, you sleep like a log, and you don't mope in corners. Therefore you're not in love. Therefore do not go and marry that man.

June Allyson as Jo March in Little Women (1950)

306 Doctor, I'm in serious trouble. I'm married.

Tom Ewell as Richard Sherman in The Seven Year Itch (1952)

307 When you marry champagne, you can't trade it in for beer. You're stuck with it.

Quote from The Leopard Man (1943)

308 So now I want you to know that wherever you go, Atlantic City or in the snow, don't worry about a thing. Cause as long as I got this ring, I'll always be there to catch you.

Sylvester Stallone as Rocky Balboa in Rocky II

309 Eventually, Ben married her, which was pretty amazing considering she blew every single guy in the office.

Quote from The Wolf of Wall Street

310 Well, married men are sometimes camera shy. Have you noticed? -Oh, frequently.

Quote from Kojak