Michael Bell: 22 Movie Quotes with Audio

Updated: May 25, 2026

Movie quotes delivered by Michael Bell, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 How do you like your superhero? -Fried to a crackly crunch.

2 Ha-ha. Nothing can stop these teeth. -Not even a dentist drill? -Aah!

Quackerjack (Michael Bell), Gizmoduck in Darkwing Duck (1991)

3 No, no, no, please, not the... -Yes! It's the incredibly dreary Mr. History doll. He'll simply bore you to death.

As Quackerjack in Darkwing Duck (1991)

4 I should've known you'd ruin my fun, you big fat spoilsport.

As Quackerjack in Darkwing Duck (1991)

5 We're going to a school play. It's playtime!

As Quackerjack in Darkwing Duck (1991)

6 Hey, kids, how'd you like to come with me? To a happy place full of glee. No parents, no broccoli and lots of TV.

As Quackerjack in Darkwing Duck (1991)

7 Kiss your tail feathers goodbye.

As Quackerjack in Darkwing Duck (1991)

8 It's done! It's ready! It's the ultimate secret weapon! -It's a toy clown? -Oh, but this is a really nasty toy clown. Watch this.

As Quackerjack in Darkwing Duck (1991)

9 Confess you are a warlock! -Never!

As Quackerjack in Darkwing Duck (1991)

10 Keep working on it.

As Quackerjack in Darkwing Duck (1991)