87 Movie Quotes about Monkeys (+ Sound Clips) - page 9

Updated: Sep 28, 2026

Memorable quotes about monkeys, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

81 Listen, you semi-evolved simian, go climb a tree, will you?

Mark Wing-Davey as Zaphod Beeblebrox in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

82 This will be more fun than a barrel of half-witted monkeys.

Mel Blanc as Foghorn Leghorn in Foghorn Leghorn Shorts

83 30 years ago a bunch of quacks were treating people with monkey glands. Seemed to work for a while. Then the deterioration set in.

Quote from The Wasp Woman (1959)

84 Someday I'll catch that ape without those stripes on and kick his teeth out.

Humphrey Bogart as George Hally in The Roaring Twenties (1939)

85 Got me climbing like a _ing chimp.

Martin Lawrence as Marcus Burnett in Bad Boys (1995)

86 Go to the zoo, flip off the monkeys?

Quote from Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

87 It's this monkey that basically travels around the world... uh, doing nasty things. His butler tries to keep him in line, but, uh... No.

Paul Soter as Carl Foster in Super Troopers