Mortimer Snerd: 10 Movie Quotes with Audio

Movie quotes spoken by Mortimer Snerd, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

1 No! If you're gonna kill the cow, I don't wanna hear the rest of the story.

Edgar Bergen as Charlie McCarthy, Mortimer Snerd; Mortimer Snerd in Fun and Fancy Free

2 Oh, gosh! Who made them? -Well, it wasn't Cinderella.

Mortimer Snerd, Charlie McCarthy in Fun and Fancy Free

3 Uh, no. It's, uh... it's a fig, uh, fig... fig-a-mentation of his imagination.

Edgar Bergen as Charlie McCarthy, Mortimer Snerd; Mortimer Snerd in Fun and Fancy Free

4 Well, uh, good night, Willie. Uh, don't slam the roof. You might wake Mr. Bergen.

Edgar Bergen as Charlie McCarthy, Mortimer Snerd; Mortimer Snerd in Fun and Fancy Free

5 Well, I can't see very good with my eyes closed. My eyelids get in the way.

Edgar Bergen as Charlie McCarthy, Mortimer Snerd; Mortimer Snerd in Fun and Fancy Free

6 Willie was a nice giant, he was. He just got too big for his britches.

Edgar Bergen as Charlie McCarthy, Mortimer Snerd; Mortimer Snerd in Fun and Fancy Free

7 Is that a peasant? -That's a cow, stupid.

Mortimer Snerd, Charlie McCarthy in Fun and Fancy Free

8 Bonne nuit. -Oh, yes, ma'am. Yeah, yeah. Bunny... Uh, bunny, bunny wee, bunny wee. Bun... Uh... uh, I don't know no bunny wee.

Edgar Bergen as Charlie McCarthy, Mortimer Snerd; Mortimer Snerd in Fun and Fancy Free

9 Uh... I don't smoke.

Edgar Bergen as Charlie McCarthy, Mortimer Snerd; Mortimer Snerd in Fun and Fancy Free

10 Ha. Looks like my pig smedley.

Edgar Bergen as Charlie McCarthy, Mortimer Snerd; Mortimer Snerd in Fun and Fancy Free